Haunted Living 1.5-ft Lighted Stacked Jack-O-Lanterns

Three stacked jack-o-lanterns, pre-lit and grinning, do the porch-decorating work in about a minute. At 1.5 feet tall it reads clearly from the sidewalk without swallowing the doorway, and the built-in lights mean no extension cord hunting. It's for anyone who wants Halloween curb appeal without carving pumpkins that rot by mid-October. Set it on a step, plug it in, done.